In public, most women and all ladies will try not to fart. It's just too unbecoming.
But if you detect that natural yet unpleasant event in the presence of one of us, the sound would be a quiet pffft if you heard it at all. Most likely, your ears wouldn't have a chance to sound an early alarm, allowing escape from the olfactory offense.
Pffft. The sound, the feeling, the expression of how I feel about our (AWD's) inclusion in the DIY network's show, Ultimate Fishing Lodge.
I thought it would be This-Old-House-ish but it was mostly a bunch of drama. It wasn't what I expected but hey, I'm glad all you see of me is a hand popping some brads. That's "nailing a carcass together" to you woodworking enthusiasts and/or "having a little fun at a Brad Pitt look alike contest in some sleazy motel room with all the contestants and their buddies" to you fans of aunt May.
Yea, I feel a bit responsible that they didn't show the crew's faces. In fact I'm about 99% sure they freaked out about my fishnets even though it fits the fucking program, right! Fishing program, sorry. I know I said I'd leave the nets and the corset and whip at home but hey. It's Ultimate Fishing Lodge. I thought I'd fit right in. Not my fault.
Probably half the footage was dedicated to the foundation (way more video of concrete blocks than you'll ever want to see) and maybe a tenth was reluctantly reserved for the actual building of the building. If you wanna watch half a show about, I mean if you wanna see some nice foundations... they come in waist sizes and cup sizes, not con-fucking-crete block sizes, okay.
Still, we consider ourselves lucky to be one of the very few trades featured. Okay, it was probably only a minute if not seconds but we were there! Don't blink!
Wait a minute! Here we are on local TV.
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About Us
Makayla is a lifelong woodworker and Darcy is a veteran computer network specialist. We 're not Royals...
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If we can raise awareness, dispel stereotypes and entertain all at the same time, our mission will be accomplished.
Even though we incorporate the misguided innuendo commonly associated with transsexuals, we hope to dispel the "Jerry Springer" mentality that many people have for us by showing our talents and being good-spirited in the face of adversity while being conscientious of other's feelings and beliefs. We certainly do not wish to offend anyone, whether straight, gay, trans or other.
We poke fun at ourselves because if we didn't have a sense of humor, we might not survive transition. We hope that someday soon, transgender people will have the same rights and protections as the majority.
Two Trannies and a Toolbox was started on facebook 12-12-09. The first sixty or so posts are there.
Even though we incorporate the misguided innuendo commonly associated with transsexuals, we hope to dispel the "Jerry Springer" mentality that many people have for us by showing our talents and being good-spirited in the face of adversity while being conscientious of other's feelings and beliefs. We certainly do not wish to offend anyone, whether straight, gay, trans or other.
We poke fun at ourselves because if we didn't have a sense of humor, we might not survive transition. We hope that someday soon, transgender people will have the same rights and protections as the majority.
Two Trannies and a Toolbox was started on facebook 12-12-09. The first sixty or so posts are there.
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Neat site for DIYers
Excellent Music
Great Forum
Transgender News Wire
Up to the minute news
How Stuff Works
Instructables
Neat site for DIYers
Disclaimer
Yep, we have one, too.
Woodworking is inherently dangerous. Use the guards that come with your equipment unless, and this happens, they present more danger in a particular situation. I am not a fan of guards on table saws and my fingers show it.
My best safety tips for table saws - Keep the fence and table waxed, maintain good balance, know where your hands are and always be prepared, should you slip. Use a push stick for small rips. And finally, if what you're doing just doesn't feel right, don't do it.
Woodworking is inherently dangerous. Use the guards that come with your equipment unless, and this happens, they present more danger in a particular situation. I am not a fan of guards on table saws and my fingers show it.
My best safety tips for table saws - Keep the fence and table waxed, maintain good balance, know where your hands are and always be prepared, should you slip. Use a push stick for small rips. And finally, if what you're doing just doesn't feel right, don't do it.
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