Thursday, June 13, 2013

Big Ass Landing Gear

 Really, Google?


I type in "Big Plane Landing Gear" to see pictures of big plane landing gear and so far, in the first search page, two of the pictures happen to be located at two different transgender sites.
 ?
Trannies and Landing gear. I mean how many trannies are posting pictures of fucking landing gear? Well yea, IF the landing gear was indeed fucking, okay but- Trannies aren't likely to:
1 - own any heavy duty pneumatic landing gear, even though they might sport certain hydraulic equipment.
2- know a damn thing about complicated things like wheels.
3- lust over certain airplane parts, although submarines may remind us of pickles n stuff.
4 - be caught dead dressing like landing gear or acting like landing gear even though it sounds kinda kinky.


And Google, you know Trannies don't buy landing gear, they buy headlights. Show me the store bought tatas, right? Amazon me. Supersize 'em too.
And these two trannie sites you put up there for me are the rare, non-porn transsexual sites.
You could have associated me with that and list all those videos in my search results... Like I could see some tranny airline themed flick where the "plane" was gonna crash at the airport, with its great big "landing gear" smashing right into the hang... no wait. That's a different kind of hanger.

Yea, I know Google knows I'm trans, and that's why the relive content. Good job, Google. You probably know me better than I do. I'ma see if there's any big plane landing gear porn out there now. 

But then you knew that.

And Uncle Sam? You listening close? Turn up yer hearing aid: GTFO of bed with Big Money. Tap my damn phone, e-spy on me all you want. Just stop selling us out for the greedy few.

Oh, now I've done it. I'll be on the no-fly list as the big plane landing gear terrorist tranny. So um, if some  big ass plane has some trouble with it's big ass landing gear... if you don't hear from me in, say, a year or so...

2 comments:

  1. Hard to believe, I know but - Unless you hear it from me, I'm not dead.
    I see you're hangin' out above ground, too! I'm glad for that :o)

    and it's relative, not relieve, spielcheek.

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