I have been in a hotel dressed as anyone's favorite corset laced, stiletto heeled tranny slut lookin' for a trick but that was for charity. Seriously!
Darcy and I were invited to participate as ushers for the local production of Rocky Horror. Really, I would have done it even if they didn't pay me. Yea, they didn't. It was a hoot.
And okay,
late at night, I used to come back from "Goth Night" at the club and swish through the lobby. Heels in one hand and a drink in the other, I'd give the cameras big a smile.
But I just don't have the balls to do what this dick did ... and is doing.
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Elegant Elliot Offen had the bustier, Holiday Inn gave him the boot
Thursday, Jan 28 2010
Howard Stern sidekick and self-described "topnotch, prime-time, center-stage celebrity" Elegant Elliot Offen runs 14 miles a day in ladies' lingerie. In New York, he swears, people on the street cheer and salivate over his bodacious curves. "You won't see a sexy, sexy statuesque physique like mine on any real woman," he brags.
Bellboys in Miami Beach were not so enthusiastic. The 59-year-old, who tends to refer to himself in third person, was filming a TV show in town last year. He prepaid for a room at the Holiday Inn on Collins Avenue while wearing — what else? — a black bustier and thong with pantyhose as he checked in. He ended up in jail.
Now, a lawsuit filed in New York Supreme Court claims hotel management had him falsely arrested because of his passion for panties. He seeks $21 million for psychological damage.
"These people behaved like troglodytes and loup-garous," Elegant says, his voice growing louder with every word. "I'm talking about H-A-T-E!"
Miami Beach cops got the call just after 9 p.m. October 8, 2008. A customer was "causing other guests to feel uncomfortable," according to the police report. Hotel managers asked the man-in-thong to leave, but he "refused and became irate," so officers took him to county jail. (A judge dropped the case the following week.)
Elegant tells the story differently. His version: Bellboys threatened him physically and called him fag in Spanish. So he called cops for help.
The lawsuit, filed December 15, asserts the hotel and its parent company, InterContinental Hotels Group, is guilty of "ambushing, sandbagging, and jailing" Elegant. Employees harbor a "deep-seated, free-floating, gun-slinging hatred," the suit states.
Hotel manager Humberto Pellon declined to comment.
The whole ordeal has since ripped open Elegant's raging psychological wounds. For one, it has caused his obsessive-compulsive disorder to flare. "I wake up screaming in the middle of the night," he says, adding that $21 million in punitive damages is a reasonable request. "Do you know what a good psychologist costs in New York City?"
With morons like this making headlines, how can society take trans women seriously? Yes, based on the information in the story, I'm calling this guy a moron. This exhibitionist gold digger with a narcissistic fetish for lingerie and a ridiculous princess-and-the-pea attitude piled on top, moron kind of moron.
He should have been thrown out. A cisgender woman would've been! Yea, or discretely escorted back to her room by some lust stunned bellboy. I know the traditional lines of human dress code are ever blurring but don't dis the decorum! Dress that way in the bedroom. In a gay bar. On the street corner if you're a workin' girl, just have some respect. This guy has no right to sue the hotel.
Bellboys in Miami Beach were not so enthusiastic. The 59-year-old, who tends to refer to himself in third person, was filming a TV show in town last year. He prepaid for a room at the Holiday Inn on Collins Avenue while wearing — what else? — a black bustier and thong with pantyhose as he checked in. He ended up in jail.
Now, a lawsuit filed in New York Supreme Court claims hotel management had him falsely arrested because of his passion for panties. He seeks $21 million for psychological damage.
"These people behaved like troglodytes and loup-garous," Elegant says, his voice growing louder with every word. "I'm talking about H-A-T-E!"
Miami Beach cops got the call just after 9 p.m. October 8, 2008. A customer was "causing other guests to feel uncomfortable," according to the police report. Hotel managers asked the man-in-thong to leave, but he "refused and became irate," so officers took him to county jail. (A judge dropped the case the following week.)
Elegant tells the story differently. His version: Bellboys threatened him physically and called him fag in Spanish. So he called cops for help.
The lawsuit, filed December 15, asserts the hotel and its parent company, InterContinental Hotels Group, is guilty of "ambushing, sandbagging, and jailing" Elegant. Employees harbor a "deep-seated, free-floating, gun-slinging hatred," the suit states.
Hotel manager Humberto Pellon declined to comment.
The whole ordeal has since ripped open Elegant's raging psychological wounds. For one, it has caused his obsessive-compulsive disorder to flare. "I wake up screaming in the middle of the night," he says, adding that $21 million in punitive damages is a reasonable request. "Do you know what a good psychologist costs in New York City?"
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With morons like this making headlines, how can society take trans women seriously? Yes, based on the information in the story, I'm calling this guy a moron. This exhibitionist gold digger with a narcissistic fetish for lingerie and a ridiculous princess-and-the-pea attitude piled on top, moron kind of moron.
He should have been thrown out. A cisgender woman would've been! Yea, or discretely escorted back to her room by some lust stunned bellboy. I know the traditional lines of human dress code are ever blurring but don't dis the decorum! Dress that way in the bedroom. In a gay bar. On the street corner if you're a workin' girl, just have some respect. This guy has no right to sue the hotel.
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The more I read you writing the more I feel that's the field yousould go into ....excellent set of pros my dear...but that is just my humble oppion. Rose
ReplyDeleteHey, Thanks Rose. This, like anything other creative work I do, comes and goes with my moods. I can't force passion.
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