Saturday, December 3, 2011

The Tranny Twisty Titty Twitter Awards

A small sample of Tweets
gathered one evening from Twitter, using "Tranny" as the search word.

I perform this search now and then, or when I feel like getting pissed off. If I want to see some compassion, I'll search "Transgender." If I wanna hook up wit a real hooka, I'll search "Shemale" and if I need a classy chick with a dick to be my secret lady on the street/freak ass ho in the bed, I'll search "Transsexual."
None of these posts are directed at me, and although I have a Twitter account, I've never typed a Tweet.

The Tranny Twisty Titty Awards are the first of their kind. The awards will be hand delivered to the recip-tit by one of our team of Titty Twisting Tranny Sisters in your area.


 
Jada Hill
Omg omg she a tranny she a tranny!
3 minutes ago

I love the enthusiasm! Your excitement alone gets you one Twisty Tit! Congratulations to the amazing one!

Theodora Pitts
You. Look. Like. A. Tranny.
1 hour ago

Hard. Fucking. Core. Man.
So. We have this look. We know. It's the best we can do with what we've been born into.
You only get one Twisty Tit because the post, though dramatic in punctuation, and succinctly delivered, lacks sufficient substance to be provocative in any direct sense.

Bizzy Bee
My homeboy was flirting with a tranny last night lmao
1 hour ago

And when your homeboy admits his attraction will your laughter turn to disgust or will he still be your friend? Two Twisty Tits for dissing your homie. Homie.

JustWannaBeLoved 
it must be a tranny. Lmao!!
1 hour ago

Just Wanna Be Loved? Three Twisty Tits for your oblivious hypocrisy.

Konstantine
My father will not accept USE GOOGLE instead of asking me about tranny weirdos.

What? You know something? And ya won't tell your dad? Honorary Twisty Tits for the kid with the bad attitude and for not using Google properly herself. Quit watching Tranny Porn, kid.


Johnny Lovely♠
Yeah , why wouldent it be ? RT : Is it okay for a guy to fight a tranny ?
1 hour ago

Lovely, Johnny. It's only okay if she throws the first punch but I doubt she'll fight. You know all us trannies are packin. She cap yo ass first.

[;Alexis;]
Sooo if a a guy becomes a 'tranny' which restroom wud he use?
2 hours ago
 
Ok, I know the word "tranny" means a guy turned girl to some people, still. And yea, I know the word is offensive to many transgender people but please, educate yourselves or maybe apply some fucking common sense. HoneyBoo, SHE would use the ladies room if she didn't want to get beat the hell up in the men's room. One honorary Twisty Tit for you, Boo, because this is a real issue being fought in the courts, not because you're a dumbass.

Christian
Lmao at the tranny in starret city.....
2 hours ago

Christian? Dumbass. Five Twisty Tits for spiritual hypocrisy ... I mean if that's your name, well okay, my bad an' all. But if a sistah gives you the award, you probably deserved it anyway.

Gomez
Madonna looks like a tranny with her muscular figure.
2 hours ago 

Madonna is not on our team but I hereby grant her the authority to administer as many Twisty Tits as she feels appropriate. If I were you, I'd be afraid.

Allison Ann
looks so good, I've wondered if she wasn't born a woman and just says she's a tranny.
2 hours ago 

WooHoo! Ten Twisty Tits for you, doll baby! You know it's totally hot to be a tranny. Dang! If only you could have been born this way!

Emily Donahue
tranny in the mall...
2 hours ago 

You get one Twisty Tit, as do the rest of the myriad of people tweeting Tranny Sightings, because even though these posts are boring to see, WE are not.

kenzie jean.
Woah.. I didnt know chaz bono was a tranny
3 hours ago 

Hmm, I don't think your jeans would fit me but thanks, girlfriend! Yea, Dang! How about that shit about that kid of those pop music and tv stars on Opera and Dancing with the stars and their own shows n stuff! Pretty cool.
I award you Ten Twisty Tits for the open invitation suggested in your moniker. You'll love it!

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