Satisfaction: The Perfect Fit

Are your dildos not quite right? They're not wide enough, (I hate that) maybe not deep enough? I hate that, too. A sloppy fit not only looks bad, in fact, you may as well not use them if they aren't properly fitting. A properly fitting dildo is nice and snug yet easily inserted without having to hammer it in. On the rare occasion that they are too tight, we've resorted to the hammer but remember, if you have to beat it in, use a rubber dead blow hammer to minimize any damage caused by whacking it. If they are too loose, they will still do the job but should be shimmed tight before you finish up for the best results. We've been using them for years and I'm quite proud of mine! If you know me, you know my dildos fit perfec... Dados. I meant DADOS. Here's how to get perfect fitting DADOS every time: (click any image to enlarge, then use your back button to return) The Table Saw Method Start with a shop made throat plate for a dado set. We like the 6" and 8"stacks by Freud. Quick Tip - in a pinch we will stack up several standard 7-1/4 circular saw blades on the arbor. Sand the top of the throat plate slightly convex. When in place, the plate rises above the table a good 3/32 which should be enough to combat the worst case bowed stock. Lets sat that you're making a bookcase of solid wood and the ends (which receive the dados) are warped. You could either dado on the convex side, with a standard flat plate, "rolling" the workpiece past the blade or, if Murphy strikes (as usual with woodworking) and you're forced to dado on the concave side, this plate will work like a charm. Next Up So, we have the depth issue solved but what about the width? Materials, especially plywoods, are not always the same thickness, even in the same sheet so plan to make the dados about 1/16" or so smaller than the material you're using...